When suddenly he stubs his toe on something in the sand. He reaches down under the sand and discovers a golden lamp. He picks it up and excitedly brushes it off when suddenly a enormous genie appears.
"I am the Genie of the Lamp and I shall grant you one wish, if it is within my power."
The man thinks hard and slowly reaches into his pocket. He pulls out a map of the world and points out where he is from to the genie.
"My homeland is a sad, unhappy place. There is suffering and many people are dying. There have been decades of war and bitter feuding." The man points to all the countries in the region plagued by conflict and hardship, explaining to the genie the years of loss and troubles. "The children of these countries have no hope for a prosperous future if this continues." He ends by holding out the map to the genie and says, "My greatest wish is for peace in all the lands of the middle east so that happiness and joy returns to the hearts of all the people who live there."
The genie is touched by the man's selfless yearning. But he solemnly replies "I cannot grant this wish. It is too great a task. Even I, the All Powerful, cannot achieve such a feat. But your character has moved me and I will allow you another wish."
The man sadly puts away the map and thinks for a long time. He then says, "My wife of many years and I loved each other very much when were first married. Lately, her flame of passion has gone dim. If you would inspire her and make her give me a blowjob I would be a happy man."
The genie pauses and looks blankly at the man for a short time. He quickly replies, "Let me see that map again..."
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