A friend of mine bought tickets to the UCL Final in Milan this Saturday (Real Madrid v Athletico)
The problem is that he completely forgot that Saturday is his wedding day because he bought the tickets a few months before agreeing to the wedding date
Now he wants to know if anyone is interested in getting married...
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