A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. No bills larger than $20 will be accepted. The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here.
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