A young man is celebrating his recent graduation from college with a few buddies in a bar. As the evening progresses, their drunkeness increases as well. Soon they notice an elderly lady sitting at the end of the bar, drowning her sorrows.
Eventually, one of his buddies dares him to go over and hit on the old lady. Drunk as he is, he agrees and goes over to introduce himself. The alcohol is working well and the beer goggles are thick, and once the old lady is convinced he's not fucking with her, they hit it off, and to the surprise of his friends, leave the bar together.
They make their way to a hotel room and things begin to turn hot and heavy. Clothing is removed and foreplay begins. The young man begins to suck on one of the old lady's wrinkled teats and is surprised to taste a sweet fluid from her nipple. Taken aback, he says "Aren't you a bit old to be giving milk"? The old lady smiles dreamily and replies "Sure sonny, but I ain't too old to have cancer."
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