When suddenly a cannibal tribe captures them. The cannibal leader steps forward and states "It is nothing against you men. We all have been raised cannibals and need to eat. Every scrap will be used including your skin to make a boat. We will, however, give you the option on how you want to die. Frenchman how do you wish to die?"
The Frenchman mulls it over for a minute and declares "I'll use a gun." The tribe gives him a pistol with one bullet. The Frenchman's last words were "Vive La France" and shoots himself.
"Englishman how do you wish to die?" The Englishman thinks it over for a few minutes and states "I'll use some poison." The tribe provides the poison. The Englishman says "Long live the Queen" drinks and dies.
The tribe then turns to the American. Then American demands "I want a fork" without waiting for the question. Confused, the tribe provides him with a fork. The American then begins to stab himself all over. With a horrified look on their faces the American yells "NOW TRY TO BUILD A BOAT BITCH" and dies.
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