A Frenchman, a Englishman, and a American all go wandering through a rainforest when all of a sudden three man jumps out of the bushes and says "Halt! You are on our sacred land you must be killed and turned into a canoe. But we are not savages so you may choose how to die.". The man from France says "bring me your most potent poison.", the Englishman says "Bring me a gun.". The American says "bring me a spork.". The three men are brought their weapon of choice and the Frenchman downs the poison shouting "Viva la France!", the Englishman shoots himself in the head shouting "Long live the queen", the American starts stabbing himself with the spork shouting "Make a canoe out of this motherfuckers!!!".
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