walks into a sex shop & shakily made her way up to the clerk at the counter.
"Exc-c-cuse m-me sonny, b-but I n-n-need some i-i-in-inform-m-mation about v-v-vib-brators"
"Certainly madam" said the clerk as he reached under the counter to pull out a box full of the sex toys, took out an 8 inch red vibrator & asked "what would you like to know??....this one for example is called the **red bull** & it".....
"N-no no...n-n-not th-that one" - she interrupted
"Ok then madam" said the clerk putting it back in the box & taking out a 10 inch green one...."This is one we call the **green giant** & it has 3 speeds, 2 hour battery time".....
"N-n-no...n-not th-that one e-e-either" - she interrupted for the 2nd time.
So, replacing that one in the box, he then takes out a 12 inch black vibrator & said, "Right madam, now this is a *best seller* of ours called the **black rhino**".......
"Y-Y-Yes.....T-T-THAT'S th-the one" she said.
"Fine madam" said the clerk, placing the object on the counter..."What would you like to know about it?"
"H-h-h-how d-do y-y-you **s-s-switch th-the f-fuck-k-king th-thing OFF??**
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