... lived in a house in the country. One day their home tragically caught fire and the man was trapped under a falling beam as they were trying to escape. Fearing for his wife's safety, he tells her to get herself out and call the fire department once she is safe. "Tell them to bring the big hose truck!" he shouted as she ran out of the burning building.
Once she is safely in the front yard she frantically dials 911 and is connected to a dispatcher. "Please help, my husband is trapped in a fire and he said to make sure that they bring the hose truck--or maybe it was the ladder truck, I can't remember--just please send help!"
Well the fire department arrives with the ladder truck and the firemen rush in, saving the man's life. Without the hose truck, however, they are unable to put out the raging fire. "What the hell?!", the man exclaimed. "You were supposed to bring the hose truck!" "Well," the chief fireman said," given the choice between the two, we always take the ladder."
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