A feminist and a hipster walk into a bar. The hipster orders the most obscure IPA in the building, and the feminist complains that the bartender is a male and a woman should be there working instead.
The bartender tells them both there are bigger problems and that the bar is on the look out for Decepticons. The bartender starts to explain what a Decepticon is when the feminist cuts him off and demands he stops man-splaining as she is a strong, intelligent woman and that Decepticons are evil because there are no female Decepticons.
The hipster adjusts his fedora and explains that Decepticons were really the only cool part about Transformers because the good guys were too clichéd.
The blender screams to shut up and, without warning, brutally murders the hipster and the feminist. The bar crowd cheers, the bartender and the blender have a good laugh and the blender runs out the door.
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