I asked her what's wrong. She said she found 4 condoms on her boyfriends night stand. They had recently bought a 6 pack, so 2 were missing. Her boyfriend claimed he used them for masturbation so he wouldn't make a mess. She was reluctant, but believed him.
She then turned to me and asked if I'd ever done that. I said "yes". She exclaimed "You've masturbated with a condom"? I said no....I meant I had lied to my girlfriend :-)
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