He stands with his ear to the door and hears her begin. "Dear Lord, thank you for Mommy, thank you for Daddy, thank you for Grandma, Bye bye Grandpa!"
Huh? Weird. He doesn't think much about it and goes to bed. The next morning grandpa is dead in the living room.
So he listens at her door that night, for surely this is just a coincidence.
"Dear Lord, thank you for Mommy, thank you for Daddy, bye bye Grandma!"
Ok, he's gotta admit , it's a little odd. But besides a few spooky trains of thought he manages to get to sleep.
The next morning grandma is dead in her room. Coincidence? Looking less likely, and he's next on the list! Sure enough , he doesn't like what he hears that night.
"Dear Lord, thank you for Mommy, bye bye daddy!"
He starts freaking out. He rushes to the emergency room only to be sent away with nothing but looks of confusion by the staff. He decides that maybe he can beat it if he just doesn't go to sleep.
So he stays up all night, worrying and inspecting himself, until it's time to go to work. He gets ready, exhausted, and goes to work, but as soon as he gets there his phone rings. It's his wife, saying "Honey you have to get home RIGHT NOW! The mailman is dead on the porch!
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