A father tells his son it's time he learned about the birds and the bees.

Upon hearing this, the son freaks out. The father looks on in puzzlement at his son's emotional metldown.

"What the heck's the matter with you?" he asks.

"Dad, when I was 8, you said we had to have a talk about the Tooth Fairy, and you told me she wasn't real. A little part of me died. A few months later, you said we had to talk about the Easter Bunny, and another part of my childhood was gone forever. Later that same year, we had the Santa Claus talk, and I never really recovered. And now, the birds and the bees. I swear, if you tell me grown-ups don't fuck, I'm going to kill myself!"

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