It was the son's 21st birthday, after all. His deformity was horrible, he was just a head. No arms, no torso, no legs.
At the bar, the father sat him on the table and ordered two beers. As the son finished his first beer ever in his life, a torso popped out. His father was overjoyed and sat his son up in the chair.
"Bartender!!! Another beer ASAP!"
After the last gulp of the second beer, arms and hands popped out of the son's torso. More joy and celebration. "Bartender!!! Quick, another beer!"
You guessed it. After the last gulp of beer, legs with feet popped out of the son's torso. He was a complete human being. Naked, but complete. The father and son cried tears of joy and hugged each other desparately.
"Bartender! Another beer to celebrate!"
The son finished his beer in one big gulp and commenced to just disappear altogether. The father cried and started searching the bar for his missing son.
The bartender yelled from behind the bar "You shoulda quit while he was still a head..."
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