He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Okay, okay. I was at a friend's house watching movies." The father asks, "What movie did you watch?" The son replies, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Okay, okay. We were watching porn." The father says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father.
The mother laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son!" The robot slaps the mother.
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