A father and his son are having dinner...

When the son abruptly asks

"Dad, is it safe to eat bugs?"

The father feeling disgusted responded with

"Now, son, that's not a question for the dinner table"

Later on after dinner the father walks over to the son and asks

"Now what was that question you had?"

The son looked up at him cheerfully and responded

"Oh it doesn't matter dad, you already ate the soup!"

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