A father and his daughter are about to walk over a hill that goes over an ancient nuclear power plant that exploded thousands of years ago.

"Dad," the daughter says, "I don't feel safe. I don't want to do this."

They proceed to walk for a bit after she says this towards the hill until they encounter a rock which is so big that they cannot get around it. They must climb over it to go to the hill.

The father climbs up first with ease.

He says, "Now, don't be ridiculous." to his daughter. "This hill is perfectly safe, the radiation is no longer here! Don't worry! Now come on! Give me your hand!"

The daughter reluctantly gives her father her hand.

"Good job! Now, give me your other hand. Now, give me your other hand. Now, give me your other hand. Now, give me your other hand."

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