A fat man is watching television

He is desperate about his weight situation, all of the sudden he sees an advertisement about losing weight on a tv channel, the woman on the tv shows 3 lose weight secrets that can be deliver to your house but without knowing what the actual product is, she also mentions to be aware of the third one and that is under your own risk if you get it but definitively the best one to lose weight.

Kind of confused the man calls and buys package #1
He waits and within 30 min someone knocks at the door, the fat man barely makes it and opens the door, to his surprise there is a female wearing bikini and a poster that says " if you catch me I am yours" the fat man without thinking starts running anxiously trying to catch the hot women in bikini, after 25 min running he is unable to catch the hot woman but when coming back home he realizes he lost 10 pounds.

The man is so happy he now calls to buy package #2, he waits 1 hour and suddenly someone knocks at the door, the man runs to the door and when he opens it this time there is a very hot naked woman with a poster that says " if you catch me I am yours" the man starts the chase and when finally not able to reach the naked woman he returns home, but this time he lost 20 pounds.

The fat man is so happy, not only he has lost 30 pounds in the same day but also he met two of the most wonderful women in his life.He is so eager to buy package #3 that he forgets the caution about buying this package, he calls and buys package #3,this time he really wants to catch the next thing it shows up at his door, he takes a shower, puts some comfortable pants, running shoes, and cologne. After waiting 2 hours, someone knocks really damn hard at his door, the fat man runs to the door and when opening the door, there is a big black brawny man, with his pants down and a poster that says " If I catch you, you are mine".