A Fast Taxi Driver

Three men walked out of a bar, terribly drunk. Because they lived in the same apartment building 10 blocks away, they hailed one taxi to share the ride. The taxi driver saw that the three men where thoroughly drunk and was planning on tricking them. He drove one block down the street and stopped, telling the men that they arrived. The first man thanked the taxi driver and paid for the ride. The second man, fumbling with his wallet accidentally tipped the driver $50. The taxi driver was overjoyed by his luck until the third man punched him. Rubbing his sore arm, he thought that the third man had found him out, but instead the man said, "next time don't drive so fast, you could have killed us!"

Note: If you have posted this joke before, tell me and I will gladly take it down so that you can receive the credit. (and I will check the time so that you don't swindle me)

[edit: diction]