A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk about the time of meals. Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8, explained the clerk. Look here, inquired the farmer in surprise, when am I going to get time to see the city?
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