who had come of the age of dating. One evening the dates arrive one by one.
The first daughters date knocks on the door and says " Hi, I am Eddy. I have come to take Betty for a spaghetti. Is she ready?"
The farmer replies "Not yet. Come in and have a seat". So he waits for her to get ready.
The second daughters date knocks on the door and says "Hi I am Joe, I have come to take Marilyn for a row is she ready?"
The farmer replies "Not yet. Come in and have a seat". So he too has to wait.
The thirds daughters date arrives, knocks on the door and says "Hi I am Chuck..." Bang!!! The farmer shoots him.
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