A family walks in to a talent agency

The father goes to the agent, "Sir, you really have to see our act. It's incredible!"

The agent says "No, I don't do family acts..."

The father excitedly interrupts, "I know what you are going to say they are too cutesy, right? Well our show is nothing like that!"

"No I don't do family acts because the last family act came in here started having an fucking orgy right in my office. They pissed on my goddamn desk, they shit on the carpet. We had the whole carpet replaced and you still couldn't get the smell out for weeks! Those sick bastards went at it like mad men, and when it was all done the father covered in every body fluid imaginable shouted the groups name,"
The agent realizes he went too far, gathers his composure after looking at the terrified look of the family, he smirks, "Let me guess you guys are called the aristocrats?"

"Um well, not *anymore*..."

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A family walks in to a talent agency. The father goes to the agent, "Sir, you really have to see our act. It's incredible."

The agent says "No, I don't do family acts..."

The father excitedly interrupts, "I know what you are going to say they are too cutesy, right? Well our show is nothing like that!"

Suddenly the youngest boy produces a grand piano, and starts playing Mozart. The daughter and wife come out dressed in corseted dresses and fan themselves, while reciting Sonnets.

The father dawns a proper wig, and wearing coattails joins in the merriment with the family.

The agent taken back says, "Hey now, this is something. What do you guys call yourselves?"

The father smiles and says "The kin fuckers!"