The mother looks over to her sullen son.
"What's wrong, dear?" she asks,
"I don't like my sister!" complains the boy,
"Well, just move her to the other side of the plate then. Finish your clown-loaf,"
The husband looks up from his meal and says, "Honey, the clown tastes a little funny tonight. But this stew is fantastic!"
"I'm so glad you like it!" replies the wife, "I made it with your mother,"
"No *wonder* it tastes so good! I sure am gonna miss her, though,"
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