The mother turns to her two sons. She turns to her first son, she goes, "What would you like for breakfast?" He goes, "Um, I'd like some fucking French toast." She says, "What did you say?" He says, "I want some fucking French toast." So she takes a stick. Starts beating him with it. And she's spanking him.And then the father jumps up. Takes his belt off and he whips him for a half hour.
Then the mother goes up to the other son. She goes, "And what would you like for breakfast?" And he goes, "Well, I sure don't want the fucking French toast."
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