A little boy asks his mother what is that huge thing hanging under the hippo. The mother said: "Oh that's nothing dear..." Eager to find out what it is the little boy asks his father. The father said: "Did you ask your mother?" The boy said: "I did, and she said it was nothing." The father says: "She's goddamn right it's nothing!"
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