A teenage girl has some plans with her friends on a Friday night, so she asks her Pa if she can borrow his truck.
He says, "Sure you can borrow the truck, but you know what you have to do to get it."
Reluctantly she gets down on her knees and starts sucking his dick.
She says, "What the hell Pa? Why does your dick taste like shit?"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's right. Your brother has the truck."
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