He goes to the best dealer in the city. The dealer offers him a new strain called "Life" that will make him really high. Shrugging it off, he swallows the pill. A few hours later he wakes up in a puddle of blood. Glancing over, he sees his girlfriend on the floor bleeding and he couldn't tell if she was dead or alive. Panicking he rings up his dealer. The dealer calls his supplier and he asks to speak to the clown.
He told him, "So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A"
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