Dad: After I die, tell everyone I died of Aids.
Son: But Dad, you don't have Aids. You got Cancer.
Dad: I know, but your Mom is getting all flirty. The bitch is already wearing those skimpy clothes like a skank & I'm not even dead yet.
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