A drunkard's wife said to him, "Don't you dare use any more money on buying rum anymore!"
The man replied, "Then maybe you should stop wasting money on your beauty parlor!"
The wife, taken aback by the logical answer, said, "But I do this so I look beautiful for you, my dear.."
To which the man simply said, "You see, I drink for the same reason too! So that you look beautiful for me!"
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