A drunk walk into a saloon!

With no money in his pockets he start to beg.
With no luck he begins to get desperate and yells out "I’ll do anything".
The bartender looks at him and says:
If you take a sip from the spitoon then I’ll give you a bottle.
The desperate man walked back and forth a couple of times before he decided to do it, he walked up to the spitoon, lifted it up and started to drink, one chug after another until it was empty.
The bartender looks at him, gives him the bottle and asks:
Why did you drink it all up? I said a sip was enough.
The drunk looked back at him and said:
I was planning to but the pieces of mucus just would not separate.

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