A Drunk Stumbles Into A Bar.

The man is obviously intoxicated and irrational. He manages to stumble his way to the bar. When he reaches the bar, he asks the bartender for a drink. "Shots of Vodka and keep them coming" he says. "The best stuff you have" he adds. Then he yells, "I'm not drunk. They just don't like my type at the bar down the street. Screw them." and proceeds to plop down at the bar. The bartender knows this man is drunk and angry but gets the bottle off the top shelf and pours the man a shot. Then another. Then a few more. The drunk between shots tells the bartender to tell him a joke. The bartender agrees and tells him the first joke that comes to mind. The patron replies: "Not funny. Tell me another." This continues for an hour plus. Drinks and jokes. The bartender, after running out of jokes and by now needing to close the bar, tells the man (and other guests) that this is last call. The drunk asks the bartender for his tab and pays it. While stumping out the door he tells the man behind the bar to tell the best joke he knows. The bartender replies: "You. I switched the vodka bottle and the water pitcher. You did not even notice nor will you remember me saying this in the morning. Goodnight Sir."