and begins his sermon. The bartender says "Dude, you're at the wrong place"
"Can you shut up, I'm trying to hold a fuckin' speech over here" he replies.
"This isn't a church, you're at my bar, can you please leave?" the bartender continues.
"If you continue disturbing me, I'm going to throw you out of this god damn place" the priest says.
"Throw me out off my own fuckin' place? Are you drunk?"
"No... I am Jesus."
"Jesus?! Alright then... I'm getting the fuckin' cross."
I just invented this joke, it was difficult finding a good punchline. Please don't go hard on me.
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