A drunk man walks out of a bar and is trying to walk home. As he waddles side to side and back and forth he finally reaches the corner of the street. He then notices something mushy on the sidewalk. The drunk man begins to examine it.
He first grabs a bit with two fingers and starts spreading it on his arms and face. "Well it's not lotion" says the the drunk man.
He grabs a handful and starts spreading it in his hair. "Hmmm... it's not hair gel either" says the now confused drunk man.
He grabs the remaining pile of mush and smells it. The drunk man screams "Oh damn it's SHIT!! Thank God I didn't step on it!".
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