A man gets extremely drunk at a bar and vomits on his shirt. He's worried about going home to his wife with puke all over him so he asks the bartender for help.
The bartender tells him, "put a $10 bill in your shirt pocket. When you get home, tell your wife that somebody else who was really drunk at the bar vomited on you. He felt bad so he gave you $10 to get your shirt dry-cleaned." The drunk guy thanks the bartender and says he'll give it a try.
When he arrives home he tells his wife the fake story. She pulls the money out of his pocket and says, "Yeah, but this is a $20."
The husband says, "Well, that's because he shit my pants too."
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