So a man is piss drunk and is walking back home from the bar. It's nighttime and there are no street lights. Suddenly the man falls inside a deep ditch right in the middle of the road. As soon as he falls, there is a giant flash of lightening.
The drunkard points to the sky and cries out :
" Screw you God. First you lead me into a ditch and then you rub salt on my wounds by clicking a picture too! "
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