and he is walking up the driveway when a robber bursts out of the house with a bag of jewelry. The man is surprised at first, but then he chases and tackles the robber
"Please don't hurt me man! Let me go, I have a family to feed!"
The man pauses, and then says,"Alright, I will let you go with the jewelry if you tell me one thing."
"Great! What do you want me to tell you?"
"How the hell did you get in the house without waking my wife up!?"
Edit: Fixed a plot hole; thanks duklapragueawaykit
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