A drunk man is finishing his final drink and is ready to go home

He is getting out of his chair when he falls and stumbles, he stands up and falls down again. He keeps on stumbling but knows that his wife must not know, he stumbles and falls all the way home until he falls into bed. When he wakes up, he sees his wife looking at him, and saying, "You've been out drinking again." The man is shocked and asks, "How did you know?" The wife replies, "The bartender told me that you left your wheelchair at the bar again."

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