A drunk man has a tooth ache...

...he goes to the local pub, and asks for a drink, saying that one of his tooth hurts, and wants to numb the pain.
After one drink, he tells the barman his tooth still hurts, and asks for another drink.
Then again, after his second drink, he continues to express his pain, so the barman serves him another, this continues through the whole night.
Finally the barman asks:
"Ok... Tell me which is tooth that hurts so I can take it out for you."
The drunk man, drunker than never, removes his denture and points to one of the teeth.
"This one"

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