and sits down in the first row. Normally he would walk home, but it's raining buckets outside. After a while, the bus driver turns to him and says, "Hey guy, check this out." They pull over to the next bus stop and pick up a woman. As she gets on, the driver says, "Tickleyourasswithafeather?" The woman replies, "Excuse me?" "Particularly nasty weather we're having," says the driver. Meanwhile, the drunk guy is roaring with laughter and implores the driver to do it again. So the driver repeats the joke a couple more times until the drunk guy asks to give it a shot. The driver reluctantly agrees and pulls over. A young beautiful woman climbs on and the drunk guy says, "WANNA FUCK?" "*What??*," exclaims the woman. The man replies, "THINK IT'll RAIN?"
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