A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, and if I don't park here I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses. When he came back he found a parking ticket and this note: I've circled the block for 20 years, and if I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.
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