A man is driving along the road to pick up his wife, just after leaving his girlfriends house. Then all of a sudden she pops out infront of him, screamin am going to tell ur wife. So he knocks her down and kills her...
Then he sees his mother-in-law she knows hes bin cheeting so he knocks her down and kills her.
He picks up his wife, (who has been having an affir with the next door neighbour) and they start driving along.
The next door neihbour is on the sidewalk and shouts to the man ur wifes a whore, although the wife doesnt hear. So he thinks to himself i am going to kill this prick but can't make it too obvious. so he drives up slowly trying to hit him with the wing mirror... then all of a sudden BANG!!!
The man looks at his wife puzzeled and she said, "i thought you where going to miss the BASTERD so i opened the door""
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