A donor is being given a tour of the hospital wing he helped fund...

a young doctor is showing him around and suddenly they open a door and see a nurse giving a man a hand job. The donor furiously demands to know what's going on. The doctor says "oh, that man has a prostate issue and the nurse is doing that as part of the examination". They move along and a short time later they open another door to reveal a nurse giving a man a blowjob.
"Well now what the hell is this!?" the donor asks.
"Oh, that, well he has the same issue as the last guy, but his health insurance is waaaayyyyyy better"

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