A doctor walks in and has some bad news for an elderly patient.
The doc says, "Sir, I'm afraid to say that you have osteoporosis and are developing Alzheimer's disease."
The man smiles bright and says, "My bones are old anyway, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!"
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