He arrives on scene and reports to the Sheriff.
Deputy quickly asks, "What happened?"
"There was an explosion," replies the Sheriff.
- "Any casualties?"
- "Just one"
- "Any suspects?"
- "None."
- "Type of explosive?"
- "No clue."
- "Last question for the report,"
- "Fire away."
- "What in Gods name is that in the the corner?"
The Sheriff smirks and goes, "Ah, those are just Reese's Pieces."
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