Because he has nothing better to do, Trump agrees and meets with the man the day before his execution.
Trump: "So, uh, what did you do?"
Inmate: "I shot a bunch of people in a liquor store robbery, burned down a hospital and stole all their drugs, molested farm animals, blew up an orphanage, set homeless people on fire for fun, and sold my mother into sexual slavery in Thailand."
Trump: "Wow. And why'd you wanna see me?"
Inmate: "Because despite all the horrible things I've done, I can take my last comfort in being reminded of one fact - at least I'm not you."
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