in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there!", as he pointed to the location. The DEA then exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pant pockets, the officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this fuckin badge? This badge means I am allowed to go where ever I wish on any land! No questions asked or answers gien. Have I made myself clear?" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard a loud scream, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life and behind the officer was a bull chasing him. With every step, the bull was gaining ground on the officer. The officer looked clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs, "YOUR BADGE!! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKIN BADGE!!!"
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