A Day Off

Employee: Boss can I have the day off tommorow?


Boss: So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are
asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work.
There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off
per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend
16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days,
leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on
coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68
days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up
another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You
normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you
only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays
per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We
generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1
day available for work and I'll be damned if you are going to
take that day off!