I was walking past the free wieghts, I spot a trainer with a client, a teenage boy about 16/17.
Trainer: What are your goals.
Client: I would like to loose 25lbs/12.5kilos, also I would like to make my titties dance.
Trainer: What do you mean dance?
Client: You know make them go up and down when I flex.
Trainer: Do you mean your pecks?
Client: Are those what there called?
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