A marine hits the beach during D-Day. As he wades ashore under fire he drops his gun in the water. He runs up to his commander and says, "Sergent! I lost my gun!"
"Son! If you see a German, pretend you're holding a gun, point it at that sonnofabitch and shout 'Bangity-bang-bang'!".
The marine thinks this is dumb, but advances up the beach, sees a German, points his fingers at him, and shouts "Bangity-bang-bang!!".
The German falls over dead.
The marine thinks this is ok, and moves up the beach a little. He sees a German in a pillbox, points his fingers, and shouts "Bangity-bang-bang!!".
The German falls over dead.
The marine and advances over a hill and sees another German, points his fingers at him, "Bangity-bang-bang!". The German falls over dead.
The marine continues on a little more and sees another German running towards him in the distance. He points his fingers and shouts "Bangity-bang-bang!".
The German keeps running towards him.
He points his fingers at the German again, shouts "Bangity-bang-bang!!"
The German keeps running.
"BANGITY-BANG-BANG!!!! BANGITY-BANG-BANG!!!!!!!"
The German keeps running.
The marine hears the German saying, "Tankity-tank tank. Tankity-tank-tank."
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