... they pass rooms of various torture and suffering. "Your room is right over here" says Satan, pointing to a cell filled with fire and hot coals. Just before entering the condemned man sees his neighbor's cell. It is a comfortable cocktail lounge. The Man's lawyer, also recently dead, sits on a couch sipping whiskey with his arm around a beautiful woman. The lawyer is laughing, smiling and chatting in her ear. "No fair!" Says the man. Why can't I have that punishment? Satan smiles. "Wanna switch?" "Yes!" says the man. "Ok." The man runs over and sits on the couch. The woman says. "Thank god!" And runs into the fiery cell.
The Lawyer puts his arm around the man and smiles.
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