"Okay son!" He says. "Time to go!"
The son responds "I'm coming dad!"
Three minutes pass however, and the boy stays up in his room. "Son, I said it's time to go!"
"Dad, I said I'm coming!" The son replies again.
Five more minutes pass, and the boy does not leave his room. "SON, IF YOU DON'T GET OUT HERE..."
"I'm COMING!" The boy shouts.
The dad is just about to go up to the boys room and yell, when a thought crossed his mind. "Son..."
"FOR F***'S SAKE DAD, I'M COMING!"
"I know son..."
"Then what is it!"
"Spell 'cumming'."
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